11

Jeremy Whaley: " After two weeks, I am delighted to see no-one has dared suggest any rude caption. Obviously my equestrian skill is beyond criticism!"

Louise Hudson: Master speaking: "As I always advise newcomers to hunting:  forget everything you were ever taught - the main thing is to stay on".
p.s. surely you must have hidden other captions?
[Ed: Oh no we haven't, others are not as brave as you!]

10

Jeremy Whaley: "The meet at the assylum was a great success!"
OR "Sales of hunt fleeces are going well, but the positioning of the logo on the hunt knickers seems to be causing some irritation!"

Jeff Lynn: "How does the tea pour out if the little teapot has a spout that shape?"

Fran Baker: "She's nothing to do with us, just ignore her!"

9

Barbara Roseveare: "oh no, not hunting that visible pantie line again!"

Jeremy Whaley: Hound speaking, "Believe me boys, you do not want to find him!"

8

Maureen Heasman: "Why were you wearing contact lenses anyway??"

Jeremy Whaley: These Quarries get smaller and smaller!

Adrian Sole: “They did go down here honest Master! You know the quarry is always getting lost!”

7

Ali Eldridge: There was some confusion when someone shouted "get down" Stanley thought it applied to him not the hounds!!

Derek Eldridge: Stanley spotted a feisty fillie and went weak at the knees.

Jeremy Whaley: Stanley speaking - Oy fat guts, could you move forwards a bit!

SPECIAL PICTURE CAPTION

There was a huntsman called Whaley
Whose hounds carried tails so gaily
They chased athlete Chris
From Hawkley to Liss
And now he's at the Old Bailey.
By Ann Brewer

6

Trish Appleyard: 'Quick! Grab her ! She's trying to leg it over the other side!'

Jeremy Whaley: "Hang on, I've dropped my arm!" (Gill had a broken arm at the time) Read the full story.

5

Jeremy Whaley: "Mum said I mustn't pick my nose with my finger!"

Ann Brewer: "That bloody Sara and her superglue!"

Chloe West: "You put your right arm in, You put your right arm out, In out, In out, Shake it all about....."

4

Helen Vernon:  "How on earth am I going to get down from here?????"

Jeremy Whaley: Hound in front speaking, "Come on fatguts!"

Barbara Roseveare: Hound on jump speaking, "Hey Jeremy, Can I borrow your Parachute?"

Sue Wheeler: "at least i can jump which is more than our huntsman can!" (The Master says his lawyers will be in touch Sue)

3

Ann Brewer - "When the Master said I would get my leg over more often if I became a Quarry, this was not what I had in mind!"

Jeremy Whaley - "Excuse me sir, could you help me, I've got something caught in the top of this gate?" Gentleman replying, "sorry young man I haven't brought my magnifying glass!"

2

From Leigh and Kevin Dawes: "(Hound Speaking) - Oh good, meals on wheels has arrived!"

From Chris Lee: "Mummmmm, I told you I am too small to be a quarry!!"

From Mike Baker: "Don't tell him I told you, but its so cold he's got two pairs of long johns on"

From Jeremy Whaley MBH: "(Hound speaking) Can I have some ketchup with this one please"