19

Nick Hudson: Onlooker - "I expect it's much safer for Jeremy to hunt the hounds from the back of a car." Nick - "Not when my wife's driving it isn't!"

Kate Kelk, Libby & Minky: "Nick, what's the postcode for the nearest asylum? The dart may wear off at any moment!"

Andy Thayer: "Boxed and ready to go" !!

Jeremy Whaley: "The South Downs Bloodhounds Knacker Wagon"

18

Sharon Thayer: If the Bloodhounds meet at Hickstead, I am NOT following the field down the Derby Bank (whatever Jeremy's map or satnav says)!!

Lils Ross: Satnav please jeremy!!! (its definetly needed!!)

Kate Kelk: Sharon suddenly remembered where she'd left Andy's Thermos!

Jeremy Whaley: "I bet Jeremy Clarkson's wife doesn't have to do this!"

17

Louise Hudson: "No, George !    According to Jeremy's map and directions we should be in a forest now and, as everyone knows, he is never wrong!"

Jeremy Whaley: "Are we on the right line Nick?"   -  "Don't ask me George, I'm not sure we're even in the right county!"

16

Jeremy Whaley: Siamese twin donkey racing gets off to a good start.

15

Kate Kelk:  Is anything worn beneath the kilt or is it all in perfect working order?

Jeremy Whaley: "I've told you before Nick, this is not drag hunting!"

14

Jeremy Whaley: "I just can't take any more abuse ....Goodbye cruel world!"

Nick Hudson: ".....and this is my impression of Jeremy after his horse refuses before a jump."

Fran Baker: "The Angel of the North has nothing on me!"

Jeremy Whaley: Good job they're making jumps out of steel nowadays!

13

Nick Hudson: "The Unseatable in pursuit of the Uneatable?" or "I'm bored with horses - can I have a helicopter ride now?"
[Contributed after John Cowper-Coles was carted off from Priors Dean in the air ambulance! Ed.]

Chris Compton: "Oops,, I should have come up the other side."

Jeremy Whaley: After a few too many stirrup cups at the meet - "I love you pony ."

12

Dominc Hubble: "I know I'm a dentist , but you are supposed to eat it!"

Jeremy Whaley: News Headlines. "Woman loses hand in accident at SDB Clay Shoot."

11

Jeremy Whaley: " After two weeks, I am delighted to see no-one has dared suggest any rude caption. Obviously my equestrian skill is beyond criticism!"

Louise Hudson: Master speaking: "As I always advise newcomers to hunting:  forget everything you were ever taught - the main thing is to stay on".
p.s. surely you must have hidden other captions?
[Ed: Oh no we haven't, others are not as brave as you!]

10

Jeremy Whaley: "The meet at the assylum was a great success!"
OR "Sales of hunt fleeces are going well, but the positioning of the logo on the hunt knickers seems to be causing some irritation!"

Jeff Lynn: "How does the tea pour out if the little teapot has a spout that shape?"

Fran Baker: "She's nothing to do with us, just ignore her!"

9

Barbara Roseveare: "oh no, not hunting that visible pantie line again!"

Jeremy Whaley: Hound speaking, "Believe me boys, you do not want to find him!"

8

Maureen Heasman: "Why were you wearing contact lenses anyway??"

Jeremy Whaley: These Quarries get smaller and smaller!

Adrian Sole: “They did go down here honest Master! You know the quarry is always getting lost!”

7

Ali Eldridge: There was some confusion when someone shouted "get down" Stanley thought it applied to him not the hounds!!

Derek Eldridge: Stanley spotted a feisty fillie and went weak at the knees.

Jeremy Whaley: Stanley speaking - Oy fat guts, could you move forwards a bit!

SPECIAL PICTURE CAPTION

There was a huntsman called Whaley
Whose hounds carried tails so gaily
They chased athlete Chris
From Hawkley to Liss
And now he's at the Old Bailey.
By Ann Brewer

6

Trish Appleyard: 'Quick! Grab her ! She's trying to leg it over the other side!'

Jeremy Whaley: "Hang on, I've dropped my arm!" (Gill had a broken arm at the time) Read the full story.

5

Jeremy Whaley: "Mum said I mustn't pick my nose with my finger!"

Ann Brewer: "That bloody Sara and her superglue!"

Chloe West: "You put your right arm in, You put your right arm out, In out, In out, Shake it all about....."

4

Helen Vernon:  "How on earth am I going to get down from here?????"

Jeremy Whaley: Hound in front speaking, "Come on fatguts!"

Barbara Roseveare: Hound on jump speaking, "Hey Jeremy, Can I borrow your Parachute?"

Sue Wheeler: "at least i can jump which is more than our huntsman can!" (The Master says his lawyers will be in touch Sue)

3

Ann Brewer - "When the Master said I would get my leg over more often if I became a Quarry, this was not what I had in mind!"

Jeremy Whaley - "Excuse me sir, could you help me, I've got something caught in the top of this gate?" Gentleman replying, "sorry young man I haven't brought my magnifying glass!"

2

From Leigh and Kevin Dawes: "(Hound Speaking) - Oh good, meals on wheels has arrived!"

From Chris Lee: "Mummmmm, I told you I am too small to be a quarry!!"

From Mike Baker: "Don't tell him I told you, but its so cold he's got two pairs of long johns on"

From Jeremy Whaley MBH: "(Hound speaking) Can I have some ketchup with this one please"